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THE TIME OF THE SIGNS

June 11th, 2009 | Category: Rant

Let me guess. You are either depressed due to the global recession or recessed due the global depression. Either way, you’re screwed. There is however a small band of lunatics who seem unperturbed by the current global mess we are in. These people, according to the internet experts, are the ultra-rich, satan-worshipping, free-mason, pig fornicating, illuminati members who share the bottom of the gene pool of royal incest-ridden bloodlines and are primarily responsible for not just this planned global financial mess but the general chaos and mayhem across the globe. So, now you know.

Let me just clarify though, that things are actually far worse than you and I can imagine BUT the end is NOT nigh, even though it may feel like that to some of you.

What is important is to be aware of the signs that humanity has failed miserably in its mid-term exams and deserves to sit in detention for its horrifically bad behaviour. Unless it shapes up, it will not just fail the final exams but most likely be expelled from school permanently. In order to collectively kick the crap out of humanity’s much unwarranted naughtiness, one has to be aware of the signs that clearly indicate humankind’s rapid transformation to humanunkind.

Here are some signs that I discovered in my extensive, undue diligence research of approximately five minutes on the internet.

Remember, to be forewarned is to have four arms… or something like that. So do your part, and spread the word (which currently happens to be “HELP!!!”)

Sign 1: Live television as it should be…