the olive ream

STAR-SCRAMBLED BUMMER


O say, can you see, 19 terrorist’s take flight,
What so proudly we hail’d as the Al Qaeda’s evil scheming.

With a broad beard and beady eyes, he laid claim to this perilous fight,

O’er CNN we watch’d, the attack on W.T.C.

And the rockets’ red glare, the bombs bursting in air,

Gave proof thro’ the night that we attacked
Iraq instead.
O say, does it matter that there were no WMDs?

O’er the land of large oil reserves and the home of new strategic military bases.

On other shore dimly seen thro’ our satellite surveillance cameras,
Where the foe’s naughty host in dread silence reposes,
What is that which we see, o’er the border, in Iran,
An ‘allegedly’ suspect nuclear program it half conceals, half discloses.
Now it catches the gleam of the Neoconic dream,
To pre-emptively attack in full glory, another sovereign nation in full stream
‘Tis the star-scrambled bummer: O, another faux war
O’er the another land of large oil reserves and the home of strategic military advantage for Israel’s sake.

And here is that band who so vauntingly swore
To create the havoc of war and in the battle’s confusion,
remove citizens’ rights and corrode the constitution.

Iraqi blood has wash’d out their foul footsteps’ pollution (or so they think).
No refuge could save the citizen slave
From the terror of (another) faux impending attack or the gloom of the grave:
And the star-scrambled bummer in triumph doth wave
O’er the land of the indifferent and the home of the unlawfully detained.

O thus be it never when free-men shall stand
Between their home and the war’s desolation;
Blest with Globalism, may the corporate-sponsored land
Praise the Pow’r that hath made this a complete fascist nation
Then conquer we must, no matter how clearly unjust,
And this be our motto: “In avarice we trust!”
And the star-scrambled bummer in triumph shall wave
O’er the land of the controlled and the home of the scared!

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7 Comments so far

  1. Shaykhspeara Sha'ira July 2nd, 2006 12:14 pm

    I suggest you send it to schools in the States..see if they wanna sing this remixed by O ream version!

    Brilliant!

  2. Teeth Maestro July 2nd, 2006 2:50 pm

    Hilarious - send it to the White House so they can actually modify the anthem.

    Brilliant

  3. Jaded July 2nd, 2006 4:33 pm

    Accompanied solemnly by a 21 bun salute, this’ll be far more impressive than any anthem ‘ve heard!

    Kudos Sir!

  4. Shahid July 2nd, 2006 5:47 pm

    You’re getting there. ;-)

  5. Zakintosh July 2nd, 2006 11:28 pm

    goyam müshkil vagar na goyam müshkil

  6. Checkmate July 3rd, 2006 9:23 am

    Can someone write the Spanish version of this?

  7. Shezalldat July 13th, 2006 12:32 am

    that has to be the best humour ive had all day.

    i have to say im AMUSED by the fact that ur blog names use all the alphabets in ur name! pretty interesting!

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