VALENTINE WISHES
From Bush To Ahmedinejad
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Before next valentine,
I’m bombing you.
From Ahmedinejad to Bush:
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
As soon as your term is over,
the ICC is coming after you.
From War On Terror to Terrorism
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You can’t do without me
and I can’t do with you.
From Ossama to Bush:
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’m going straight to hell,
and there’s a place reserved for you too!
From Hillary Clinton to Israel
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
If Bush won’t attack Iran,
Make me win in ‘08, I’ll do it for you!
From Al Gore to the Bush Administration
Roses are red,
Voilets are blue,
Global warming is real,
Get ready for Katrina II.
From the Bloggers to the Mainstream media
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You’re not doing your job,
So we’re doing it for you.
From the Public to the Imperialists bastards and the Terrorists gits
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
We abhor your existence because you always end up murdering innocent people, you coward pieces of Yak excrement. You are both too stupid to realize that your ideologies are flawed and you will never win! And we realize that this one does not rhyme and in fact this whole post is lame but the author couldn’t be buggered and he hates this bloody generic, commercially sponsored, card-giving, chocolate-eating valentine’s day anyway!
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I loved the Osama to Bush wishes
Bloggers to mainstream media is my favorite. But there’s a soft spot in my heart for the last one as well…
Happy Valentine’s! LOL! This is hilarious!
Red Lingerie too
Nice poem Omer I share most of your feelings but you called the imperialists’ yak ……. Yaks are found in the upper parts of my native district. They feel frustrated if they knew you have equated them with imperialist party. I think the animal brave and cool which lives in unpolluted higher altitude unlike the blood thirsty imperialists. Any way cheers n keep it up
Manzoor,
If you read carefully, I referred to the imperialists and the terrorists as Yak excrement not as Yaks. Big difference I feel.
cheers back, and i’ve tried to ‘keep it up’ but i am knackered, so I think I’ll keep it down for now and rest for a wee bit.
lol! awesome bro! don’t you think that the imperialists and the terrorists might be one and the same though? after all, you know that there was no internecine warfare between sunni and shi’a ever, before 2003, don’t you? And since the Americans orchestrated the bombing of the mosque a year ago, they have been behind much of the sectarian “war”? When you say “terrorist” - most of the time - the hand behind it all is an imperialist one.
But I suspect you know that and are just doing what a lot of us Muslims do - covering ourselves!
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I hate George Bush and
All his mates too
*sniff, sniff* maaannn… everyone got a valentine’s wish ‘cept me…!!!
roses are red
violets are blue
ur kinda sense?
wish i had it too!
Bohat khoob…Waah!
wow…now that’s a unique vday post!
Great poem..appropriate for the V-day given where it comes from..
Sectarianism in today’s Iraq, as identified, is a peculiar imperial construct essential to the wider middle east project. I am not saying that divisions in Muslims are not real and/or explosive but never before they were so cynically used and abused for the sustenance of imperialism.
RR