the olive ream

You may not want to read this because it is very likely that this post will not make any sense and will probably end up sounding like a State of the Union address; full of contradictions, lies and a whole lot of condescending diatribe. If that hasn’t frightened you off yet then read on.

I am about to attempt an experiment in writing. The idea here is to start writing without having the foggiest notion of what to write about. I don’t even know what the next sentence is going to be. Some of you might claim that this is how I usually write my posts and if you think that then you are totally, utterly and unequivocally half-right. Usually, I have some idea in my head what the post will be about.but this time I haven’t a clue. I feel like George Bush.

There you go, I just decided to start a new paragraph without any forethought. It was just that spur of the moment thing to jump to the next alternate line rather than a grammatical consideration. So far this has been fun but I wonder how this will all turn out in the end. I just think I ought to change to a completely different topic rather than continue writing about what I am currently doing because it is beginning to bore me more than just a bit.

Now this new paragraph has a specific purpose as I am about to change the topic drastically. I still don’t know what it will be and I am on tenterhooks myself. A dick and a bush in the white house and we all get screwed. This is not an original line as I wrote this in an old post but why did I think of this right now? Perhaps because the television is on in the background and I can hear the news headlines, which automatically made me think of the minions of the anti-christ hell bent on destroying the earth. Do you know what COMPLAN 8022 is? I won’t provide you any reference links here so you’ll have to do your own search on the net to get the details but basically it is the US Nuclear First Strike doctrine which is now operational. Imagine for a moment, the use of mini nukes i.e. tactical nuclear weapons to attack nuclear facilities in Iran. Does anyone else see the lunacy of the plan? … or am I the only one here being paranoid? I think it might be time to change topic again because I’m beginning to piss myself off thinking about the fascists in power.

So how much does Oprah earn anyway? No! Let me not start up on her right now, as I could fill up another post with the reasons of why I don’t like her. And no, it does not have to do with how much money she has. It has to do with how much I don’t have. No, that is not true either (entirely) but I will reveal the real reasons for why I despise her in another post.

Reality Television. Eeeaaccchhhhhhhhhh Thoooooooooo!!! That pretty much covers my views on that so let’s move on to something else. Such expensive and elaborate videos to peddle such excruciatingly tasteless music - that’s MTV for you. I think my train of thought has derailed because the television is so loud it is distracting me. But then again this post has no purpose other than the experiment I am conducting at the moment, so the content of this post can be absolute drivel (which it is) and it would not matter. Hey! I just figured out why MTV works.

I’ve just decided that this shall be the last paragraph of this useless post. Why? Because I think I’d rather be reading a book. And also because the experiment has been successful as I’ve managed to produce more meaningful content in this post than most of the blogs on the net. Oooh! I’m pretty full of myself today…but then again when am I not?.