the olive ream

I’ve spent the last 2 months researching the prime candidates for the next US Presidential race. Actually, that’s not quite true. I’ve spent the last 20 minutes browsing around the internet for something interesting to highlight but I have to say what I discovered was worthy of serious, global attention.

I’m sure you are all well aware of the more popular Republican politicians who have thrown their names in 2008 Presidential hat. For example, there’s Sam, Jim, Newt, Rudy, Mike, Fred, Tom, Chuck, Sneazy, Dopey, Tito and Asshead. Well, apart from the last four, all others are for real, (if you don’t believe me google the list of republican candidates).

There is however, one Republican candidate that immediately stands out far above the rest. He is not too well known amongst the populace and is certainly not among the political cohorts in Washington DC, who have made a career for themselves in government. His name is Philip Silva and he has officially announced his candidacy for 2008 Presidential race. I for one would like to thank him personally for doing that and hope he wins in 08. Why I am so thrilled about his candidacy? Please read on…

Philip Silva legally changed his name in 1996 to Saint Michael Jesus the Archangel. A former janitor who is now a self-employed writer, he describes himself as a “radical conservative republican”. He claims to be a Vietnam War veteran, which is impressive. He also claims to have been “volunteer Secret Agent for the Central Intelligence Agency without pay” which is even more impressive, as I’m sure you all will agree. In reference to his current name, he says “From the time I was a little boy I knew I was God and Michael the Archangel, but I didn’t dare tell anyone, not even anyone in my family because I knew that the devil, Satan, was going to try to murder me.” So you see, we are all in the presence of greatness here.

I managed to skim through his official Presidential campaign web site and highlight for you below, some of the key points from his manifesto:

Abortion:

I will outlaw by Executive Order all abortion in America because it has committed genocide against 40 to 50 million innocent helpless babies in America alone which cannot be tolerated any longer in a country that, according to a Supreme Court decision, is officially Christian.

Gay Marriage:

I will outlaw queer marriage by Executive Order because a Christian country cannot and should not tolerate what My Holy Word, the Bible, calls an ‘abomination’.

Economy

During My Campaign I will work to convince Archangel/President Gabuthelon George W. Bush to have the Congress pass the National Economic Stabilization And Recovery Act on the Internet atNESARA so he can sign it into law.

World Peace

I will work vigorously and pro-actively for World Peace when I take office in honor of My wife, the Blessed Virgin Mary Michelle (her middle name which I gave her as it is the feminine of Michael) who promised an “era of peace” when Pope Benedict XVI consecrates Russia in union with the Church’s bishops to her Immaculate Heart.

As soon as possible after taking office, I will commence buying for the United Domains Of Heaven other pacified countries’ bombs, mines, large ammunition, rockets, tanks, armored vehicles, artillery and other metal weapons of war that have become obsolete or unnecessary to melt them down and to use the metal to cast Heavenly coins to promote the peace and building Heaven on Earth. Warplanes, ships, submarines and other military vehicles will be allowed to remain for use in peaceful missions. I will establish a USA Department of Peace to teach the nations non-violent conflict resolution methods like My idea several years ago of having nations involved in verbal conflicts settle them with paintball wars, and provide for our troops to help the nations to train their disbanded military forces to be peace officers.

Reserve Bank

The United Domains Of Heaven Cosmic Reserve Bank will sell Our largest Banknotes to governments at the discount for legitimate and free governments in efforts to support the writing and adoption of American-style Constitutions which will do away with religious persecution, leftist political slavery and taxation which will be made unnecessary.

United Nations

I will confiscate the UN building with American troops, send all the socialist ambassadors there home, and turn it into the Headquarters of the United Domains Of Heaven On Earth, thus crippling the conspiracy of the Illuminati, the Bilderbergers, the Council on Foreign Relations, the Federal Reserve and other bankers and financiers, the Trilateral Commission, and the New Agers to subject the whole world to a Satanic to their homosexual pedophile One World Government run through the United Nations and its One World Religion, the blasphemous New Age Movement.

Islam and American Muslims

Since belief in Islam and the Koran is inconsistent with American freedom of religion because Islam believes in freedom of religion only for Muslims, and since they teach that Christians and Jews are “infidels” or pagans … all “American” Muslims will be given one month after I am elected to renounce their belief.

Palestine

I will buy from the Palestinians and other Arabs living between the Euphrates River and the Nile River all of that land which We gave to Israel in My Holy Word for eternity, and those Arabs will then have enough Heavenly Money to re-settle their people in other lands, perhaps Jordan where they’re really from and where they belong.

Now, I could go on quoting from his site but you can get the general gist of the profundity in his thinking. I highly recommend you go through his web site in detail, if you have a few free days at your disposal because it is very long read and exceptionally well designed with many interesting links.

Let’s all pray to the Head Quarters of the United Domain of Heaven on Earth, that come the next US Presidential election, he gets the recognition he deserves.

For those in doubt if he is real, check out his:

- name on the list of Republican candidates
- Presidential Campaign site
- News about his arrest on attempted homicide