THIS POST IS RATED ‘R’…
… for Rant
He had been planning this attack for ages. He waited when she was at her most vulnerable and then raided her home with the intention of invading not just her privacy. He ripped off his scruples, gave into avarice and pounced on her. He tore up her country to usurp her bountiful resource(s). She screamed as he tried to massage her ego by saying this is what she wanted and then planted a big, wet puppet regime on her. She tried to resist but he utilized the terrorist cells to weaken her and blamed her for her own lack of security. Her screams were never heard as he controlled all her media channels. He played inside her ‘green zone’ while his blackwater proxies targeted her innocent civilians to weaken her further. She cried with pain and tried feebly to attack his permanent military bases but to no avail. He was determined to spread his democracy, in order to try to screw her freedom. Her neighbor heard her screams and called for help but that only turned him on more as he talked dirty by shouting profanities and fantasized about ravaging her neighbor while violating his current victim. The other G8ers watched the attack as the voyeuristic perverts that they are and no one came to her aid. They were far too impressed by the size of his military industrial complex. There was no end to his neoconic madness. The 08 presidential candidates complained about his actions but they could not muster enough courage to even collectively do anything to make him stop. They were all too busy thinking about taking over from him once he was done, especially with the photoshoped surveillance provided by the Israeli intelligence, they were all eyeing the neighbor as their own victim. The masses saw the rise of his police state and fell silent in fear of getting screwed themselves. He screamed as he reached his oil peak, his currency devalued while his stock markets collapsed with exhaustion. His massive empire finally fell. He suddenly realized what he had done, but it was too late, his future was already in ruins.
The End.
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i have no idea how you do this mr. alvie, but you do it pretty damn well.
Welcome to the AIDS club
such a lovely happy ending… has me in tears… nearly!!
This, too, shall pass.
This message should be spread by some other way not like this!
vah, maza aya.
the film version would of course star arnie (“these are my pecs, not my pecadillos”) schwarzenegger featuring all 50 stars plus the odd stripe tattooed across his butt… er, i mean his forehead, and chanting (panting) “sieg heil” as he reaches his “oil peak.” the “lurv” interest might well be played by the current toast of bollywood, ms shilpa shetty (i bet she’d do a killer reprise of “ve chhad meri veeni na marorh”).
for neighbourly side hero/villain i nominate sonny chiba wielding a meat cleaver cleverly fashioned by hattori hanzo, though other suggestions are welcome.
and a cast-of-thousands may be picked up at shah jamal on any given jumeraat after midnight.
extremely imaginative (though Freud would have seen much more than an ordinary readers like me)..
well said – though the ending is a little wishful -
Its about time that you worked on an allegorical novel.
Bravo -
P.S. I am not sure what some of the readers meant above – how else could this have been said? this is after all the writer’s prerogative and individual choice of expressing himself.
Raza
oops – please correct the comment – it should read as “an ordinary reader like me”!
:S
funny yet sadly true. well written as always!
Is it a bad thing if I wnjoyed reading that? IF… I’m only asking IF. :p
Enraptured.
Salam Alaikum and Eid Mubarak…
Here is a relevant question though? Is he responsible for all of it alone? Is he really that powerful?
I think its a gang of looters, and they have been at it for centuries. It is time they were stoned. Literally. All of them.
back yetagain after reading the above twice already. oa, this is brilliant.
Wow – simply, wow.
So much for being an educated and well informed person ..
Lesson learnt: Puss saabit hua kay makhee kay per kaat daynay say woh koowat-ay-sama’at say mehroom ho jaati hai ..
And as for the all these enligtened commenters .. There is a thing called modesty and another called false modesty!
WOW! you write beautifully
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