Archive for October, 2008
GASP!
TOR: Forgive me father for I have sinned. It has been nearly seven months since I last blogged.
Priest: Holy Hellen Back! Has it been that long?! That’s certainly an original sin. Where have you been?
TOR: I haven’t been anywhere… I was right here the whole time.
Priest: Why the absence from your blog my son?
TOR: Well, It has to do with work, an unrealistic amount of stress and large dose of procrastination.
Priest: I can’t relate to such excuses. You should be ashamed of yourself!
TOR: I am a wee bit but not that much. I’m more ashamed of you for coverting around with alter boy and..
Priest: Okay! We’ll have less of that lip now, thank you! You are here to confess your sins.
TOR: But I am not even catholic.
Priest: It doesn’t matter. You are sinner! A blog ignorer, a bounder and a cad.
TOR: Look whose acting all high and mighty, mister-meet-me-in-my-private-chambers-and-call-me-Mr-Rogers. You’re one to talk!
Priest: I damn thee to the gates of hell!
TOR: Yeah, yeah… so let’s talk absolution, shall we?
Priest: Say ten Hail Marys, three Humpty Dumptys and a partridge in a pear tree, and then wash it all down with a bottle of Lucozade.
TOR: Will this post do, instead?
Priest: Fine. But is this your last gasp before this blog really dies out?
TOR: Don’t know yet. I hardly have anytime to blog anymore…but will try to post some obscenities in the future.
Priest: You’re going the right way for a smacked bottom!
TOR: Yeah, you’d really like that, wouldn’t you? Perv!
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