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GASP!

October 14th, 2008 | Category: Rant

TOR: Forgive me father for I have sinned. It has been nearly seven months since I last blogged.

Priest: Holy Hellen Back! Has it been that long?! That’s certainly an original sin. Where have you been?

TOR: I haven’t been anywhere… I was right here the whole time.

Priest: Why the absence from your blog, my son?

TOR: Well, It has to do with work, an unrealistic amount of stress and large dose of procrastination.

Priest: I can’t relate to such excuses. You should be ashamed of yourself!

TOR: I am a wee bit but not that much. I’m more ashamed of you for coverting around with alter boy and..

Priest: Okay! We’ll have less of that lip now, thank you! You are here to confess your sins.

TOR: But I am not even catholic.

Priest: It doesn’t matter. You are sinner! A blog ignorer, a bounder and a cad.

TOR: Look who is acting all high and mighty, mister-meet-me-in-my-private-chambers-and-call-me-Mr-Rogers. You’re one to talk!

Priest: I damn thee to the gates of hell!

TOR: Yeah, yeah… so let’s talk absolution, shall we?

Priest: Say ten Hail Marys, three Humpty Dumptys and a partridge in a pear tree, and then wash it all down with a bottle of Lucozade.

TOR: Will this post do, instead?

Priest: Fine. But is this your last gasp before this blog really dies out?

TOR: Don’t know yet. I hardly have anytime to blog anymore…but will try to post some obscenities in the future.

Priest: You’re going the right way for a smacked bottom!

TOR: Yeah, you’d really like that, wouldn’t you? Perv!

16 comments

16 Comments so far

  1. Sidhusaaheb October 16th, 2008 3:37 am

    Only seven months? Seems like much longer… :)

  2. Shahid October 25th, 2008 1:35 am

    About time my friend!

  3. Alina Popescu October 27th, 2008 7:46 am

    Hi, I’m still around, it’s been indeed a long time :) Drop me an email with your facebook user and I’ll add you.

    Alina

  4. xill-e-ilahi October 29th, 2008 2:52 am

    well at least you’re alive :)

  5. GH November 13th, 2008 9:05 am

    Nice dialogue!

  6. Fahim Akhter December 16th, 2008 9:48 pm

    Hilarious reminds me of californication.

  7. Viks December 19th, 2008 3:47 am

    ahahaha, AWESOME as usual.

  8. bubblie February 8th, 2009 10:15 am

    u dont know me but i read ure blog n m glad ure back.
    Hilarious post by the way :)

  9. knicq February 8th, 2009 11:29 pm

    Hilarious post! I was laughing hysterically.

    It really is quite unfair of you to deprive us of these posts. Discard the procrastination, and convert the stress to humor – you do it so well, perhaps that is the only reason Allah sends some your way.

    Salamz.

  10. batty July 30th, 2009 9:20 pm

    hahahaha…. I like your take on that :)

  11. Ellie Hughes June 28th, 2010 9:46 pm

    Californication is great too and involves lots of sexy stuff in this tv series.::.

  12. Corey Chapman July 12th, 2010 7:53 am

    i love to watch Californication, all those pretty girls wowwww”*”

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  14. mary July 12th, 2011 8:12 am

    i watch the movie its intresting specially the dialogue in it great post

  15. eagle July 14th, 2011 1:57 am

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