Despite the evidence to the contrary.
For the readers of this blog, who no longer exist due to the unfortunate, ill-timed, unexplained absence of the owner of this drivel hole, I apologize in copiously large measures.
My absence has been due to several reasons, none of which are true, so I don’t want to waste your time detailing them here. I write this post on the off chance some old follower of this site accidentally stumbles upon it, suffers a temporary somatic nervous system paralysis resulting in loss of all voluntary muscle control to click back and is forced to stare at this page for at least five minutes without blinking. Hellish scenario i know but it has happened to me occasionally while reading the blogulous tripe on this site.
So why you might ask am I writing this post? Good question. And the answer resides comfortably outside my cranium on How-the-f&*k-should-I-know street. What I can say with absolute uncertainty is that I don’t know what I am going to write next.
Zenzizenzizenzic. I might have known I was going to write that.
But I digress. Back to the point I wasn’t trying to make. This blog has resulted in many sleepless nights. Not for me, but for some the readers. For others, this blog has been a source of narcolepsy. My concern, as always, is for humanity. Has humanity suffered since this blog came to an unannounced, prolonged pause? I think the answer is clearly evident as a resounding ‘perhaps’. Goldman Sachs have blamed the Global economic crisis on the lack of my blog posts. I in turn, have blamed them for the lack of my million dollar bonuses (or boni-prounced bow-nigh) as the real cause for my lack of interest in writing. Who really is to blame?… you be the judge, as long as you don’t blame me.
Be that as it may (I always wanted to say that), I am here to announce the resurgence of this blog. Like phoenix rising from the ashes or a fat man off a couch, I resurrect this blog, hopefully to reach its former readership following of two.
Wish me luck and I wish you all good fortune (cookies).3 comments