the olive ream

A little bit of ‘this’, an adequate amount of ‘that’, and a fairly unreasonable amount of the ‘other’…

The Olive Ream remains one of the greatest mysteries of the 21st century. Don’t look for the hows, the whys and the wherefore-art-thous about its inception and existance. There are no answers to any of those questions here. What can be revealed is that this blog originated on a warm, sunny afternoon in April of 2005. The birth pangs were excruciatingly painful but in the end I was able to slap the little bastard into life for all to see. In the days, months, and years that followed, this shy little web log grew into a handsome, strapping, young web site, with a devoted fan following of two.


Due to the unrelenting procrastination of its owner and the resulting writer’s block, the blog suffered heavy stress, high blood pressure which inturn resulted in a massive coronary to ultimately bring this blog to an abrupt end on December 4th, 2006. There was much mourning, wailing and gnashing of teeth by the blogging community. Vigils were kept next to the hospital bed and prayers sessions were held outside the ICU, praying for a quick and miraculous recovery. Thanks to the nudging, pushing, kicking and screaming of teeth maestro, this blog was revived back into a form that is far better in appearance than its former self. With its own domain name and a new palatial residence, the olive ream re-emerges to annoy the hell out the effing globalists and the minions of the anti-christ.

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This site has twice won the Oscar. Once for the Best Actor in a Leading Role in a blog drama and another for the Best Original Screenplay Adapted from the Greek tragedy of Aeschylus’ Agamemnon. Additionally, this site has won two Golden Globes, a Bafta, a Tony and 8 Grammys for the triangle rendition Andrew Lloyd Webber’s Evita.
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