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RECIPE FOR DISASTER
Category: Croackpot cooking
Yield: Endless servings of bulls**t
Ingredients:
4 lbs Palestinian Oppression 2 lbs Palestinian Apartheid and inhumane conditions 2 table spoons(ts) of Hamas extremists (including the original Mossad funded type) 3 oz Hezbollah retaliation 1 large clove of Media Bias towards Israel 2 large ts of stinging IDF attacks 10 kilos pre-planned Israeli Air assault 5 cups of globalist agenda 1 Large packet of Apathy and Indifference Method:
Pour the 5 cups of globalist agenda in to a large pot. Add Palestinian oppression, apartheid and inhumane conditions and bring to boil. Stir in Mossad funded Hamas extremism, if regular Hamas extremism does not achieve desired results. Increase heat and add the two tea spoons of IDF attacks. Let it simmer 5 minutes. Now, add half a clove of Media Bias until it all starts to smell bad.
Stir the pot and slowly add the Hezbollah retaliation. Now add the disproportionate amount of pre-planned Israeli Air assault. Add the other half clove of media bias until the stench becomes unbearable. Increase heat and let the whole situation cook into an all-out, incontrollable war. Disregard the resulting human death toll of innocent civilians (Palestinians and Israelis), put them in a separate bowl and ignore.
Finally spoon out the contents into a large porcelain serving dish and sprinkle heavily with finally chopped Apathy and Indifference. Add Total Ignorance to taste.
Serves millions
Ensure that all leftovers are sealed in a air-tight bag and placed in the freezer until needed for future attacks on Syria and Iran and served either as cold 'self defense' or spicy (hellish) 'war on terror'.
MMMMM……enjoy! -- Note: For those watching CNN and BBC, please make it a point check this out as well. [Warning: Graphic/Disturbing images]23 comments
CHOICES
In 1948, an estimated 700,000 Palestinian men, women and children had a choice of either being expelled from their home or being killed. The Israeli government chooses not to allow these refugees or their descendents to return home.
Out of 9,599 Palestinians who chose to be involuntarily imprisoned by Israel, 342 happened to be juvenile.
125 Palestinian students chose to be killed by the Israeli forces on the way to school.
There have been at least 65 UN resolutions against Israel thus far. The US has chosen to veto nearly all of them.
Palestinians chose to have 4,170 of their homes demolished by Israeli forces since the launch of the Al-aqsa intifada in September, 2000.
Rachie Corrie chose to be bulldozed to death by an Israeli soldier, while she was attempting to stop the demolition of a Palestinian home.
Israel chose to build 60+ new (Jewish-only) settlements on confiscated Palestinian land between the period of March, 2001 and July, 2003.
Out of the 30,122 Palestinians injured by IDF attacks, 2500+ chose to be permanently disabled.
In 2004, the three major US networks chose to demonstrate their fairness and accuracy in reporting Israeli and Palestinian deaths (in the Evening News):
ABC: Israeli deaths = 157%, Palestinian deaths = 39%
CBS: Isreali deaths = 105%, Palestinian deaths = 28%
NBC: Israelid deaths = 154%, Palestinian deaths = 35%
The Associated Press chose to erase the video of the Israeli soldier shooting a Palestinian boy.
Tom Hurndall chose to get shot in the back of his head by an Israeli IDF sniper, while he was trying to protect Palestinian children from Israeli gunfire.
Israel chose to build its so called ‘Security Fence’ (Apartheid Wall) to confiscate 55% of the West Bank for Israel.
IDF soldiers choose to target practice by shooting Palestinian children in the eye. So far they have managed to successfully target 159 Palestinian kids.
The nation that constantly reminds us of the horrific crimes committed by the Nazis, has a government and a military that continues to commit the same type of crimes. The irony is so thick you can cut it with a meat cleaver.
I choose not to continue writing this post any further because I am too bloody pissed off and emotional to carry on.
If you wish to comment on this post, it is your choice.
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This is the Source to validate the facts mentioned above.
6 commentsSMITE THE ANTI-SEMITES
Me: Hey, I have an idea for an article. Why don’t I comment about the new head Office of Global Anti-Semitism?
Me2: Are you nuts?! Not with your kind of sarcastic drivel!
Me: But why?! I really want to!
Me2: No way, think of another topic to write about.
Me: Alright then, how about Ernst Zundel?
Me2: What are you an idiot? Zundel’s a holocaust revisionist!
Me: I know, and apparently he admired Hitler as well, but I am just curious to research and write about why he says what he says.
Me2: You’re dying for an ass kicking aren’t you? Choose another topic!
Me: David Irving?
Me2: He is a holocaust denier! Don’t you dare!
Me: Alright then, how about I write about the Israeli government’s recent move regarding…
Me2: Stop right there! Just be aware that any strong criticism against Israeli leaders is considered Anti-Semitic by the Office of Global Anti-Semitism.
Me: Well, that’s not fair, is it? Alright, how about the undeniable Jewish influence on the mainstream media in the US and Europe?
Me2: That claim is categorized as Anti-Semitism of the highest order.
Me: Bugger! What about the Jewish slant of Hollywood?
Me2: Sorry, that is considered Anti-Semitism as well.
Me: Jewish lobbies controlling the Congress and Whitehouse?
Me2: Now, you are just trying to piss me off! You know the answer: Anti-Semitism.
Me: So basically, I can’t talk about Israel, Israeli nationals, Israeli government, Israeli foreign policy, Israeli threat?
Me2: Of course you can! You can’t just say anything negative because then it could be classified as Anti-Semitism.
Me: Surely, I can write about the IDF and Mossad?
Me2: Not with your opinions you cannot!…you’ll land yourself in a whole heap of trouble.
Me: How about Jewish people, Jewish culture, Jewish religion?
Me2: Has to be all positive or else it could be considered as you-know-what.
Me: So what the heck should I write about that would be considered PRO-SEMITE and won’t piss off the office of Global Anti-Semitism.
Me2: How about something inane?…like the recent DVD you saw.
Me: Passion of the Christ.
Me2: No way! Write about music.
Me: Madonna?
Me2: Careful! She is devout follower of some of the teachings of the Kabbalah, so better not discuss her.
Me: I thought she was Catholic?
Me2: It doesn’t matter you idiot! She is rich enough to follow any religion she pleases.
Me: I know I’ll write about the movie E.T. and …
Me2: Brilliant!
Me:…how much I hated it.
Me2: Hang on, no! That is dangerous territory.
Me: Oh, come on! Criticizing the film ET or Steven Spielberg’s direction of it, is not Anti-Semitism!
Me2: Well it is bound to become eventually, so best avoid it.
Me: Well then, I have no other topic left other than to write about definition of Semite, which includes people of Near East and Northern Africa, including Arabs and..
Me2: Don’t even go there!
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